Some interesting orders

Well, today we had quite a nice surprise. We got an order for 40 pounds of sasquatch filet mignon, which I must say is something that no ordinary human being could ever afford.  The order came from Hannover, Germany for a special convention.
Because of the extreme rarity of Sasquatch filet mignon, we sell it for $15,000 a pound, so add it all up, and you'll see why we're excited.  A very nice sale indeed, though not our biggest sale ever.  We had a couple nice ones two years ago.  I'm pumped about this one though.  From the sounds of it, we could get future orders from these guys.  I found it funny that they were also really interested in bison jerky as well.  So we threw in a few of them for free.  Really nice people though, and they were extremely courteous.

We found a couple sasquatches today near the fenceline next to the bison pen watching the herd.  If a bison began to gallop, the sasquatches would stand up and hoot at it.  It was amusing.  I was giving a group of tourists a ride on the hay wagons when we saw these two guys.  I'm pretty sure one of them was "Griz."  He's a four-year-old sasquatch whose mother died in the wild.  We got a call the summer he was born from some locals up near Ashland who found him, still clutching his mother's arm.  It's tough seeing that.  If somebody hadn't found him, he would have died from starvation or been caught by wolves.  We took him in, and presented him to one of the cow sasquatches who just snatched him right up and called him her own.  Now, four years later, Griz is healthy as an ox, and probably one of the biggest sasquatches in his age group.  Another success story presented by Sasquatchicus Farms!

But that's all for now.  It's been another long day and now it's time to get some sleep.
Until next time...

Dave
Manager
Sasquatchicus Farms, LLC